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Three days until Gus' invented first birthday! Which is the same as my sister's 19th birthday (holy fuck I am 29 soon. See, that's how it works, Zoe's age plus 9 yrs, 347 days.) I haven't gotten either of them presents. Well, Gus is a dog, so presents are weird  and isn't giving my dog my sister's birthday present enough? If I were rich, I would buy all three of us ipads.