Summer in the Midwest is like Happy Hour

And not just because both are super fun. I was thinking about this yesterday after getting my third sunburn of the season. What an idiot I am! But I realized I gorge on the sun, like this going to be my last chance, who knows the next time I'll get some, it's too good a deal to pass up and so instead of using sunscreen and staying within my limits, I end up crispy. Happy hours can have the same effect. Any good happy hour participant knows to order two drinks at 6:55... and 2-for-1s can also leave you crispy. So to speak.