Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Why is it...

that after 7128265 uneventful chews, one inevitably takes a chunk out of his/her cheek/lip?

Just to keep you on your toes? Appreciate not having open sores in your mouth all of the time?
Refamilizarize you with the taste of blood (assuming you're not Angelina Jolie, in which case I doubt you could forget)?
Ah, maybe just to remind you you're alive.

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